life is hard then you die

ericscissorhands:

There are villains you just can’t hate. Then there are these assholes.(X)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:


rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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xlarrystylinson:

Brazil vs. Germany on twitter

rsiken:

Ch rIS EVANS COUL D FUCK U THROUGH A WALL AND A L SO CRY A T SAD MOVIES W ITH U AND PROB ABLY MAK E SLAMMIN PANCA KES

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

exhists:

i want to be friends with so many people but i hate starting conversations because im as awkward as a carrot and no one replies to me and then they all bitch about me and say that i push people away or that i’m a cold bitch 

backdoorteenmom:

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone